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Tuesday, June 18, 2024 at 9:11 PM

The Feral Housewife's Weekly Horoscopes

The Feral Housewife's Weekly Horoscopes

Capricorn- December 22 - January 19
The focus on family is still strong, and you may have to step up and take care of a parent in need. Be careful of what you say this week, you want to make sure the best side of you is featured rather than a controversy. Neptune has fogged your house of communication, and it is risky business this week.

Aquarius- January 20 - February 19
As your house of meditation and spirituality light up, take time to slow down and connect with the universe on a new level. Engage in what spiritually grounds you to this world and enjoy the brighter view. Be wary of finances and keep a tight hold of your wallet when you are out and about.

Pisces-February 20 - March 20
This week is full of resources and an abundance of them. Grab them while the getting is good! You are making big money moves and have great ideas to make even bigger moves. You will be able to take care of things that seem to be hanging over you.

Aries- March 21 - April 10
The house of relationships is lit up like the Vegas drag, you will be enlightened, and everyone wins! Your intuition and spirituality have met up. Make time to engage with your guides and angels. Ask them questions and take in all the signs of their presence around you.

Taurus- April 21 - May 20
Faster research than the FBI is the game for you, you have some strong stars within Aries this week, and they are working you over. The unresolved turmoil you have buried will stand in the way. Be aware of your presence this week, and aggressive protection mode will not be of any value. Stop and ask yourself, will this matter in 10 years?

Gemini- May 21 - June 20
Please show us what ya got, Gemini. You are more than capable of achieving it this week. The communication barriers you have been struggling with during your career have all but dissolved, go ahead and have that big talk and enjoy the rewards!

Cancer- June 21 - July 22
You have a way with the big wigs, and you can talk the talk this week and win over the bosses. While using the power of gab with others, be cautious. You don’t want to ruin a long-term relationship for a bit of attention from the peanut gallery, now do you?

Leo-July 22 - August 22
Your house of communication is glowing. Your house of resources is in an unfortunately dreamy state. Also, this is not the week to make any decisions regarding finances or balancing the books. Competition is nudging you along while you chant, “Anything you can do I can do better,” take a friend up on their idea of that physical activity.

Virgo- August 23 - September 22
With ambitions at a high, make sure to take advantage of this cycle as it only comes to stay every few years. Go forth without question or hesitation and be the first to step where your feet shall land. Aries’ alignment has you taking a hard look at the most significant parts of adulting. This alignment will also attract a new love interest and money.

Libra-September 23 - October 22
You have balance like never before. The desire to have someone on your team that can carry half the weight appears in real-time for you. If you will it to be, it will be. There is nothing but understanding, warmth, and love in all things you do.

Scorpio- October 23 - November 22
You are working harder than you ever have! When the itch to organize strikes, make sure you take the time to scratch it, you will be feeling free and powerful accomplishing the task. You don’t need instant gratification. You are entirely comfortable biding your time and waiting for the perfect moment.

Sagittarius- November 23 - December21
The flow of things is right on track. You have an abundance of strength and support physically and mentally as you dance in Aries. You have child-like energy complete with pranks and practical jokes! Say yes to things when you would typically say no. When you feel discontent in your dwelling, it might be time to move on from it and onto something new.



XOXO 04/04/2021 07:15 AM
Wow, new horoscopes, but not a mention of Easter or Christian church service times in Fallon Post. Too many Mormon cult members in this community and too few Christians.