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The Feral Housewife's Weekly Horoscopes

The Feral Housewife's Weekly Horoscopes


Capricorn- Deceember 22 - January 19
The temptation to break your budget is strong. Resist the temptation for now! When the opportunity to leave the rat race for something that better suits you presents itself, know that you will be more than able to cover the bills. You don’t have to sacrifice happiness for prosperity. You can lead the way in problem-solving, and shockingly you will help a friend navigate a hiccup in their relationship.


Aquarius- January 20 - February 19
As you break family tradition and shock those around you, the stars align with you to eliminate negativity in your life. You strive to find the most favorable space for happiness and peace in your overall life. Get ready to launch. Literally, you will be in contact with someone that can send that special something you have into orbit!


Pisces-February 20 - March 20
When you stumble across someone’s secrets this week unintentionally, you should keep those secrets to yourself. Don’t waste time looking around you at all the things that could go wrong; keep your focus on what is ahead of you and quit worrying about the rest. You will be making a huge impact this week; something you say or do will be felt worlds over.


Aries- March 21 - April 10
Things are changing. There is a breakdown in the structure of some relationships you have in your life. Whether that happens to be romantic or friendly, everyone’s role will be changing. Camaraderie will be shifting drastically, be ready to deal with the emotions that come with that as it touches every relationship in your life. This shift will allow you to do something you have never felt you could before; GO FOR IT!


Taurus- April 21 - May 20
As you deal with a business change, take the time to ask for a transfer or raise. It might just be time to update the resume. You will glide through this week with a steadfast dedication to the cause, whatever it is. Those aspirations you have, go ahead and reach out and grab them by the horns, would ya?


Gemini- May 21 - June 20
Education does not always have to take form in traditional routes. You desire to learn and grow but can’t quite let go of how that looks for you. It would be an excellent time for you to invest time into unconventional learning and see what those online classes or workshops may show you. While searching for education, make time to look at yourself and remember, you get out what you put in. 


Cancer- June 21 - July 22
Resources are abundant this week, and technology is your friend. Find a way to use technology to manage the resources. There is a relationship in your life overdue for a change in titles. You have the time and ability to address that now, so make sure that you do. Whether a friendship or something more personal, it is high time to figure this out. 


Leo-July 22 - August 22
It is about high time to grow up grasshopper. You need to evaluate the routines and habits you have and change anything that is not bringing you growth or that benefits you. You might feel like these great ideas are slow-moving, which leaves you feeling down. Be patient; they are moving in the right direction, and you will see the fruits of your labor soon enough. Life is an adventure, after all!


Virgo- August 23 - September 22
Out with the old in with the new. There is a new way of doing things that will change your life for the better. To reach the goals you have, you will need to make an effort to leave behind the comfortable routines you have fallen in. As you dive into matters of love, it is a good idea to take a step back and do some of the hard work that it takes to make these types of things stick. Go ahead and get outside help in learning to juggle how to address the hard road love is!


Libra-September 23 - October 22
You can move mountains, dear. When you are not sure which road to take in life, and everyone is pulling you one way or another, do what no one expects of you! You will be caught in a fierce battle as you defend a family member; stand tall, they need you. You will be the shoulder to lean on and the shelter from the storm for that person and that person will appreciate it beyond what words can ever express. 


Scorpio- October 23 - November 22
Well, that was unexpected. When you have some words thrown your way, you will be struggling to process what they mean in the end. You will toss traditions aside while trying to sort out where and what you should be settling down; if it is unconventional, that is ok too. You will have a deep sense of communication and understanding, and it is a great time to navigate those hard discussions. 


Sagittarius- November 23 - December21
Well, all eyes are on you now! You will be shocking those around you. Change your routine dear, it will stop the negative juju surrounding you. What you get out of it is what you put into it. You have to choose right now if you want to be a spectator in your life or if you want to start playing ball. You have the power to do something significant, but you have to be the one to do it. 

Alicia Parsons grew up in Yerington and has been a dishwasher, teacher’s aide, patient care representative, and debt collector, before landing her current and favorite gig as a feral housewife to Trevor and card-carrying mother-of-the-year to three-and-a-half-year-old Rhett.


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Comment author: Claude EzzellComment text: Paul was one of the most manifest men I have ever met. He was a good friends with my Dad and always had an entertaining story for the occasion. One of my most favorite stories Paul told dated back to the late 60s or early 70s and it revolved around him killing a deer way out in the mountains. Naturally the deer ran down into a deep canyon and died. Knowing that it would take him forever to haul it out he devised an awesome plan. After preparing the deer he drove back to NAS Fallon and rustled up a SAR crew and they flew out and picked up the deer. Of course it was labeled as a training flight but what the hell in those days you could do that sort of thing. Rest in Peace my friend until we meet again!!Comment publication date: 4/11/24, 1:15 PMComment source: Obituary - LCDR Paul N PflimlinComment author: THughesComment text: So sad to hear. Prayers to the Goings family.Comment publication date: 4/5/24, 6:35 PMComment source: Obituary - Bill GoingsComment author: April SmithComment text: I love this beautiful woman and her family so much. Such a pure soul and I had a great pleasure taking care of her while she was at the homestead and being by her side for her last daysComment publication date: 4/2/24, 8:50 PMComment source: Obituary - Frances Elaine (Sanford) Atkinson V Comment author: Veronica BrandenburgComment text: Dee was the nicest lady! I remember her fondly from the days of my youth at Northside Elementary, many years ago. She and Mrs. Rowe were my favorite office ladies! I am so sorry to hear of her passing. My thoughts are with her family.Comment publication date: 4/1/24, 3:26 PMComment source: Obituary - Mary Delda “Dee Hewitt
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